The Robot's Thoughts

I make the best damn hot sandwiches money can buy. You’d better believe it.

My back, on the other hand, is going to be killing me tonight. Someone please be waiting at my door to give me a backrub.

But I’m probably going to be working later then a 10 hour day. Triple Blah to that.

I wish I had more original thoughts when I’m by a computer. But usually, all my good ideas disappear by the time I get around to blogging.

I did have a good idea for a t-shirt tho. Take a map of just the red states from this election, and put “SUCKS” in white over it. Essentially conveying the statement that its not America which sucks, only the 52% that wants us to live under good Christian doctrine while simultaneously killing anyone who gets in our way of exploiting their homeland’s resources.

That reminds me of a story Casper told me while I was home on break. He was walking around on November 3^rd around 3pm (the time of the concession speech) and someone approached him and said “Did you hear the news about the election.” He hadn’t been following it with up-to-nanosecond fox news propaganda, but he knew it was close. The stranger then provided to fill him in, and while doing so, Casper realized this guy was slightly mentally handicapped. I forgot which candidate he was voting for, but he actually had a good reason: “He was for the Americans with Disabilities Act.” The man, who was obviously below what we could cal normal intelligence, was able to look out for their own self-interest. Casper really wondered how many “normal intelligence” people could do the same.

In Family news, my Uncle’s brain tumor is getting worse. The gamma knife treatments didn’t slay the beast. The surgical option is on the table, but is liable to leave him with minor brain damage to the speech and motor centers. And it would be months before he could safely undergo another gamma knife treatment. With the rate its growing, he might not have that kind of time.

I’m rambling. And Lunch is half over. I should get back to work.

Love and Peace.