The Robot's Thoughts

Hi Cristopher, Hope you are doing good!

(Shouldn't it read, Hope you are doing well?)
This is Millie, from Ace Technologies an accredited IT consulting software solutions Provider .With more than 250 software consultants & 50 + Sales Managers working with more than 400 prestigious clients(including fortune 500 companies), we take pride as the trendsetters in IT industry & in sourcing the best of the project opportunities for our consultants all accross US.
(Above: Obvious punctuation errors. They can spell "prestigious", but they can't realize that 'Provider' shouldn't be capitialized and the period should follow immeidately at the end of the sentence.)
With reference to your profile would like to discuss our immediate client requirements . I have gone through your profile & I think we can market your profile to our client's for the Software engineer available with them.
(Above: Pretty much the same from above. Also not the negative cool points for use of an & in a professional communication. Its not very prestigious.)
Here are our a few clients: Oracle, AT&T, Lucent, General Motors, Price Water Coopers, Republic National Bank, Mulix, Tixtugo, Cisco, Real Networks, IBM, Sprint, R R Donelley, Several Internet Co., Philips, NEC, Ninex and many more.... Looking forward to a mutually successful association.

(OMG!!!! If I gave these people whatever they asked for, I could end up working for AT&T or Oracle or Lucent or General Motors or Cisco. This company is happening if they have ALL THESE CORPORATE CLIENTS WHO HAVE THEIR OWN INTERNAL JOB PORTAL AND DO NOT ACCEPT THIRD PARTY RESUMES!!!! WOW!!! I totally don't think this is the jaw dropping bait that is supposed to sucker me into GIVING AWAY MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. Funny how their website only lists Microsoft and Sun as clients, and none of these two bit operations they're danging in front of me like candy.)

Also do reply the following queries:- 1) Name as on Passport: <-- Passport? Red Flag. 2) Correspondence Address: 3 ) Immigration status 4 ) In case of H1 B : Your H1 holder 5) Expected Salary/ P.A . 6 ) Whether any relocation Issues 7 ) 2 work References with contact details 8) Social Security Number <---- BIG RED FLAG. BIG, BIG PRESTIGIOUS RED FLAG. 9) Total Work Ex 10) Relevant Work Ex 11) Total US Work EX

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