Thursday, December 01, 2005
An Apology of Sorts
Alan would like me to clarify a few things.
Alan is not metrosexual, ghetto fabulous, a yuppie, or in any way a transgendered clone of Martha Stewart.
He's just a gentleman. And he dressed as such.
Pardon me for jumping to conclusions. When a former frat boy of yours takes you to the capital city mall to visit stores like Sephoria and Aveda so they can buy male purfume and specially formulated, pH balanced bath salts, well...er..I'm going to stop before I make it worse.
But then again, I did buy lip gloss. Canadian lip gloss.
But its just chapstick. See, its snowing in WV. There's windchill. I don't need chapped lips, is all. Yeah.
So in conclusion, don't judge Alan, because in the words of Derek Zoolander, "It's hard to be this ridiculously, ridiculously good looking."
And in all seriousness Alan, it did color my perception, but your rant on soapbox straightened me out.
I just hope my blog posts, didn't um, chap your lips. :)
Alan is not metrosexual, ghetto fabulous, a yuppie, or in any way a transgendered clone of Martha Stewart.
He's just a gentleman. And he dressed as such.
Pardon me for jumping to conclusions. When a former frat boy of yours takes you to the capital city mall to visit stores like Sephoria and Aveda so they can buy male purfume and specially formulated, pH balanced bath salts, well...er..I'm going to stop before I make it worse.
But then again, I did buy lip gloss. Canadian lip gloss.
But its just chapstick. See, its snowing in WV. There's windchill. I don't need chapped lips, is all. Yeah.
So in conclusion, don't judge Alan, because in the words of Derek Zoolander, "It's hard to be this ridiculously, ridiculously good looking."
And in all seriousness Alan, it did color my perception, but your rant on soapbox straightened me out.
I just hope my blog posts, didn't um, chap your lips. :)
