Wednesday, June 25, 2008
M.C. McCain is not down with the draft
(11:13:22 AM) valaXXXX: http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN2438836820080625
(11:13:26 AM) valaXXXX: news like this is comforting
(11:14:09 AM) redrobot5050: yeah, what's it called when you invade 2 countries for no good reason?
(11:14:16 AM) redrobot5050: oh yeah, imperialism
(11:14:24 AM) redrobot5050: def. not a draft situation
(11:14:41 AM) redrobot5050: i mean, when we're maiming 30,000 soldiers and teaching them that voting republican is a mistake
(11:15:07 AM) redrobot5050: its nice to know that nobody but their families and their friends will be asked to sacrifice for the good of the country
(11:15:12 AM) valaXXXX: gonna need a draft after that
(11:15:19 AM) redrobot5050: its like Chrysler's $2.99/gallon gas
(11:15:25 AM) redrobot5050: we're locking in "prosperity"
(11:15:40 AM) valaXXXX: i wish i could get a lock on prosperity
(11:15:47 AM) redrobot5050: (Hint: WWIII == war with iran)
(11:16:27 AM) valaXXXX: yeah, believe that was implied right?
(11:17:23 AM) valaXXXX: Dobson, who has previously said he will not vote for McCain because of his past support for stem cell research, on Tuesday said the Arizona senator wasn't doing enough to stop gay marriage in his home state.
(11:17:36 AM) valaXXXX: tollerant people those christian leaders are
(11:17:45 AM) valaXXXX: "fuck those homos in wheel chairs, and their hope"
(11:17:49 AM) valaXXXX: im fine brah
(11:18:21 AM) redrobot5050: yeah
(11:18:44 AM) redrobot5050: if only christianity was a religion that was founded by a messianic leader who believed in peace, love, and brotherhood
(11:19:14 AM) redrobot5050: not homophobia, nationalism/fascism, and monday night sports (football or wrestling, take your pick)
(11:20:06 AM) valaXXXX: yeah, keep wishing bro
(11:20:19 AM) redrobot5050: i know, right?
(11:20:29 AM)valaXXXX: last time i checked the religion was found by a combination, part hitler, part joe nameth and part alligator
(11:20:47 AM) redrobot5050: you think the alligator part would be pretty tolerant
(11:21:03 AM) valaXXXX: one would think, but its jsut like the alligator on Joe Dirt
(11:21:05 AM) redrobot5050: but it was actually an alligator that was inducted into the KKK as a grand marshal
(11:21:12 AM) valaXXXX: just waiting for you to stick your head inside, then CHOMP
(11:21:19 AM) redrobot5050: yeah
(11:21:30 AM) redrobot5050: which is in fact
(11:21:34 AM) redrobot5050: what will happen to America
(11:21:47 AM) redrobot5050: if it sticks its head inside the glory hole of gay marriage
(11:21:52 AM) redrobot5050: CHOMP
(11:22:26 AM) valaXXXX: u know, with all the famine, financial difficulties and general shit-i-tude (R) in this country
(11:22:29 AM) redrobot5050: "I do not believe the draft is even practicable or desirable," McCain said.
(11:22:44 AM) redrobot5050: (But everlasting war is)
(11:22:36 AM) valaXXXX: the thing that bugs me the most is the gays, and stem cells
(11:22:43 AM) valaXXXX: how DARE someone think they're my equal
(11:22:48 AM) valaXXXX: how, fucking DARE they
(11:23:11 AM) valaXXXX: how dare you have health problems that you would want cures for
(11:23:23 AM) valaXXXX: just be like me, perfectly normal, perfectly healthy
(11:23:31 AM) redrobot5050: and hard working too
(11:23:38 AM) valatruck: pos
(11:23:45 AM) redrobot5050: let the market find a solution to poverty
(11:23:53 AM) redrobot5050: its worked so well for big business in this country so far
(11:24:12 AM) redrobot5050: like the time the Japanese tried to knock out American competitors in making TV sets
(11:24:29 AM) redrobot5050: one of them survived. Zenith. Its a brand I woudln't even give to people I wanted dead.
(11:24:42 AM) valaXXXX: hahaha same
(11:24:42 AM) redrobot5050: the free market won, dawg.
(11:24:48 AM) valaXXXX: i wouldn't cast that upon my worst enemy
(11:25:02 AM) redrobot5050: "Its either a Zenith TV or Herpes."
(11:25:24 AM) redrobot5050: "Fuck, does valtrex suppress Zenith on a daily basis?"
(11:25:27 AM) redrobot5050: "No!"
(11:25:39 AM) redrobot5050: "Well, at least nothing falls off with herpes. Let's get this over with."
(11:26:14 AM) valaXXXX: yup
(11:26:20 AM) redrobot5050: seriously, McCain just needs to eat a flag or shit out a flag to win my vote. With his lucky 4 leaf clover and crazy spiritual adviser, a daily flag pill supplement isn't too far behind
(11:26:36 AM) valaXXXX: haha spiritual advisers kill me
(11:26:39 AM) valaXXXX: how do i get that gig
(11:26:52 AM) redrobot5050: molest innocent children for 20+ years
(11:26:55 AM) valaXXXX: really, u don' thave your own set of morals that u live by
(11:26:56 AM) redrobot5050: and not get caught
(11:27:04 AM) valaXXXX: u need someone to tell you what to think
(11:27:18 AM) redrobot5050: think of it as one of god's exit pollers
(11:27:28 AM) redrobot5050: he tells you what the religious mouth breathers expect of you
(11:27:30 AM) redrobot5050: you know
(11:27:35 AM) redrobot5050: the same people on Pitt's campus
(11:27:40 AM) redrobot5050: that wanted to nuke an arab nation
(11:27:43 AM) redrobot5050: on 9/11
(11:27:48 AM) redrobot5050: for "retaliation"
(11:27:58 AM) valaXXXX: same guy that picked a fight w/ an italian dude, because he was a "arab looking" ?
(11:28:49 AM) redrobot5050: haha. Yeah. How did nate not get hate crimed by mistake that day? Assuming he got out of bed after he found out that classes were canceled around 10ish when he woke up around noon
(11:29:08 AM) redrobot5050: (dude, its cool, i can skip my CS class. I totally rock at it.)
(11:29:34 AM) redrobot5050: admitting we don't need a draft
(11:29:37 AM) redrobot5050: is tantamount
(11:29:56 AM) redrobot5050: to admitting that our nation's survival -- which is the ONLY justification for war -- isn't on the line
(11:30:07 AM) redrobot5050: and that this is a military grab at oil resources for energy corporation
(11:30:09 AM) redrobot5050: s
(11:30:35 AM) redrobot5050: Democracy and Syphilis: Both are best spread at gunpoint.
(11:31:23 AM) valaXXXX: obviously
(11:31:34 AM) valaXXXX: fuuuck, need to get lunch before this meeteing, we'll continue this @ a later hr
You'll need some David Cross references explained (like Flag Pills) if you're not already a fan of him. I'll leave that up to you YouTube. Anyway, I just thought I should post something to keep people occupied, and my friend and I cynically ranting about America's political climate seemed to do the trick.
(11:13:26 AM) valaXXXX: news like this is comforting
(11:14:09 AM) redrobot5050: yeah, what's it called when you invade 2 countries for no good reason?
(11:14:16 AM) redrobot5050: oh yeah, imperialism
(11:14:24 AM) redrobot5050: def. not a draft situation
(11:14:41 AM) redrobot5050: i mean, when we're maiming 30,000 soldiers and teaching them that voting republican is a mistake
(11:15:07 AM) redrobot5050: its nice to know that nobody but their families and their friends will be asked to sacrifice for the good of the country
(11:15:12 AM) valaXXXX: gonna need a draft after that
(11:15:19 AM) redrobot5050: its like Chrysler's $2.99/gallon gas
(11:15:25 AM) redrobot5050: we're locking in "prosperity"
(11:15:40 AM) valaXXXX: i wish i could get a lock on prosperity
(11:15:47 AM) redrobot5050: (Hint: WWIII == war with iran)
(11:16:27 AM) valaXXXX: yeah, believe that was implied right?
(11:17:23 AM) valaXXXX: Dobson, who has previously said he will not vote for McCain because of his past support for stem cell research, on Tuesday said the Arizona senator wasn't doing enough to stop gay marriage in his home state.
(11:17:36 AM) valaXXXX: tollerant people those christian leaders are
(11:17:45 AM) valaXXXX: "fuck those homos in wheel chairs, and their hope"
(11:17:49 AM) valaXXXX: im fine brah
(11:18:21 AM) redrobot5050: yeah
(11:18:44 AM) redrobot5050: if only christianity was a religion that was founded by a messianic leader who believed in peace, love, and brotherhood
(11:19:14 AM) redrobot5050: not homophobia, nationalism/fascism, and monday night sports (football or wrestling, take your pick)
(11:20:06 AM) valaXXXX: yeah, keep wishing bro
(11:20:19 AM) redrobot5050: i know, right?
(11:20:29 AM)valaXXXX: last time i checked the religion was found by a combination, part hitler, part joe nameth and part alligator
(11:20:47 AM) redrobot5050: you think the alligator part would be pretty tolerant
(11:21:03 AM) valaXXXX: one would think, but its jsut like the alligator on Joe Dirt
(11:21:05 AM) redrobot5050: but it was actually an alligator that was inducted into the KKK as a grand marshal
(11:21:12 AM) valaXXXX: just waiting for you to stick your head inside, then CHOMP
(11:21:19 AM) redrobot5050: yeah
(11:21:30 AM) redrobot5050: which is in fact
(11:21:34 AM) redrobot5050: what will happen to America
(11:21:47 AM) redrobot5050: if it sticks its head inside the glory hole of gay marriage
(11:21:52 AM) redrobot5050: CHOMP
(11:22:26 AM) valaXXXX: u know, with all the famine, financial difficulties and general shit-i-tude (R) in this country
(11:22:29 AM) redrobot5050: "I do not believe the draft is even practicable or desirable," McCain said.
(11:22:44 AM) redrobot5050: (But everlasting war is)
(11:22:36 AM) valaXXXX: the thing that bugs me the most is the gays, and stem cells
(11:22:43 AM) valaXXXX: how DARE someone think they're my equal
(11:22:48 AM) valaXXXX: how, fucking DARE they
(11:23:11 AM) valaXXXX: how dare you have health problems that you would want cures for
(11:23:23 AM) valaXXXX: just be like me, perfectly normal, perfectly healthy
(11:23:31 AM) redrobot5050: and hard working too
(11:23:38 AM) valatruck: pos
(11:23:45 AM) redrobot5050: let the market find a solution to poverty
(11:23:53 AM) redrobot5050: its worked so well for big business in this country so far
(11:24:12 AM) redrobot5050: like the time the Japanese tried to knock out American competitors in making TV sets
(11:24:29 AM) redrobot5050: one of them survived. Zenith. Its a brand I woudln't even give to people I wanted dead.
(11:24:42 AM) valaXXXX: hahaha same
(11:24:42 AM) redrobot5050: the free market won, dawg.
(11:24:48 AM) valaXXXX: i wouldn't cast that upon my worst enemy
(11:25:02 AM) redrobot5050: "Its either a Zenith TV or Herpes."
(11:25:24 AM) redrobot5050: "Fuck, does valtrex suppress Zenith on a daily basis?"
(11:25:27 AM) redrobot5050: "No!"
(11:25:39 AM) redrobot5050: "Well, at least nothing falls off with herpes. Let's get this over with."
(11:26:14 AM) valaXXXX: yup
(11:26:20 AM) redrobot5050: seriously, McCain just needs to eat a flag or shit out a flag to win my vote. With his lucky 4 leaf clover and crazy spiritual adviser, a daily flag pill supplement isn't too far behind
(11:26:36 AM) valaXXXX: haha spiritual advisers kill me
(11:26:39 AM) valaXXXX: how do i get that gig
(11:26:52 AM) redrobot5050: molest innocent children for 20+ years
(11:26:55 AM) valaXXXX: really, u don' thave your own set of morals that u live by
(11:26:56 AM) redrobot5050: and not get caught
(11:27:04 AM) valaXXXX: u need someone to tell you what to think
(11:27:18 AM) redrobot5050: think of it as one of god's exit pollers
(11:27:28 AM) redrobot5050: he tells you what the religious mouth breathers expect of you
(11:27:30 AM) redrobot5050: you know
(11:27:35 AM) redrobot5050: the same people on Pitt's campus
(11:27:40 AM) redrobot5050: that wanted to nuke an arab nation
(11:27:43 AM) redrobot5050: on 9/11
(11:27:48 AM) redrobot5050: for "retaliation"
(11:27:58 AM) valaXXXX: same guy that picked a fight w/ an italian dude, because he was a "arab looking" ?
(11:28:49 AM) redrobot5050: haha. Yeah. How did nate not get hate crimed by mistake that day? Assuming he got out of bed after he found out that classes were canceled around 10ish when he woke up around noon
(11:29:08 AM) redrobot5050: (dude, its cool, i can skip my CS class. I totally rock at it.)
(11:29:34 AM) redrobot5050: admitting we don't need a draft
(11:29:37 AM) redrobot5050: is tantamount
(11:29:56 AM) redrobot5050: to admitting that our nation's survival -- which is the ONLY justification for war -- isn't on the line
(11:30:07 AM) redrobot5050: and that this is a military grab at oil resources for energy corporation
(11:30:09 AM) redrobot5050: s
(11:30:35 AM) redrobot5050: Democracy and Syphilis: Both are best spread at gunpoint.
(11:31:23 AM) valaXXXX: obviously
(11:31:34 AM) valaXXXX: fuuuck, need to get lunch before this meeteing, we'll continue this @ a later hr
You'll need some David Cross references explained (like Flag Pills) if you're not already a fan of him. I'll leave that up to you YouTube. Anyway, I just thought I should post something to keep people occupied, and my friend and I cynically ranting about America's political climate seemed to do the trick.
Labels: crazy people, IM conversations, me trying to be funny, politics
