My Best Feature

The first conversation I had with a woman in D.C. out in “the scene” went a little like this.

Her: “You’re from Pitt, right?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Her: “Then you’ve got a bubble butt, right?”

Me: (Grinning) “Indeed I do.”

Her: “All the Pitt boys have bubble butts.”

But not all Pitt Boys have one as nice as mine.

I’m going to have a lot of fun in this town.