quotes from the burn ward
My friend RR has a quote book for his apartment, which has been nicknamed "The Burn Ward".
Here are some of my quotes. Be advised most of these are from "Bro Nights" and are decidedly NSFW and NSFL.
"I'm looking at you right now and there is just a huge clitoris where your nose is!"
"Being the president is like having your birthday everyday. You can put it wherever you want."
"Put away your games and guitars; we've gottta man through this like bros!"
Me: "Turns out, the math behind lasers is pretty complex."
C.G.: "I thought it was pew-pew. I thought it was that simple."
"Can my iPhone see the router? Yes. Can I pull up [censored site]? Yes. I can live on your couch for ten days."
"I'm going to shit the bed like a Firefox Beta". (This is our new favorite term.)
"I thought my car would be a pussy magnet, turns out its just a Honda."
"I had two dreams last night, Inception style. In the first, my ex and I were back together. In the second, I was dying of testicular cancer. It's a tough call on which was worse."
Me: "If you can beat Contra on an 8-bit NES, you can finger bang a girl blind."
B.H.: "I was much better at finger banging than I was at Contra."
Chris: "That's because Contra was finger banging you."
“The sprawl of D.C. has a whole new kind of 19-year-old. They know kickboxing. It’ll be more like Man vs. Wild instead of Man vs. Jersey.”
Here are some of my quotes. Be advised most of these are from "Bro Nights" and are decidedly NSFW and NSFL.
"I'm looking at you right now and there is just a huge clitoris where your nose is!"
"Being the president is like having your birthday everyday. You can put it wherever you want."
"Put away your games and guitars; we've gottta man through this like bros!"
Me: "Turns out, the math behind lasers is pretty complex."
C.G.: "I thought it was pew-pew. I thought it was that simple."
"Can my iPhone see the router? Yes. Can I pull up [censored site]? Yes. I can live on your couch for ten days."
"I'm going to shit the bed like a Firefox Beta". (This is our new favorite term.)
"I thought my car would be a pussy magnet, turns out its just a Honda."
"I had two dreams last night, Inception style. In the first, my ex and I were back together. In the second, I was dying of testicular cancer. It's a tough call on which was worse."
Me: "If you can beat Contra on an 8-bit NES, you can finger bang a girl blind."
B.H.: "I was much better at finger banging than I was at Contra."
Chris: "That's because Contra was finger banging you."
“The sprawl of D.C. has a whole new kind of 19-year-old. They know kickboxing. It’ll be more like Man vs. Wild instead of Man vs. Jersey.”